Robocop vs X-Men manus

In honor of Terri (the girl who trolls my blogg in English) to days post is in English. This has nothing to do with the fact that I wrote it in English a long time ago to piss of fanboys at the "X-Men 2" forum on imdb. It is a script for my movie "Robocop vs. all the mutants at once". Please be advised that it contains some strong scenes of both sex and violence, acompanied by some strong paintimages I made for the occasion. And please keep in mind that it is written to piss people of(which I accomplished).



Robocop vs. All mutants at once



"Being a mutant is illegal. Robocop has been assigned to arrest, or kill, all mutants.

He starts by storming the Brotherhoods penthouse that Magneto fixed for them. It's Sunday, and the other Brotherhood mutants must pay rent to Maggie. Maggie hasn't let the mutants out on any rampage for weeks and they don't have any money. This of course is exactly what Magneto, been and an old, gay, and marry, champ, wants. They have to find other means of paying him, and he knows what.

Robocop arrives at the penthouse and kicks the door in with his weapon in hand. Inside Sabretooth is humping Magneto from behind, Toad is using his tounge to lick Maggies penis. Pyro ang Juggernaut is passed out in the sofa after Pyro lighting up a massive, homemaid, joint. They are both naked. Multiple-man has multiplied and is pleasing him self in many, many, ways. The girls, Mystique, Callisto, Arklight and Quill(showing that he is infact a girl), are eating eachother out.

Robocop breakes down the door just as Magneto comes and sperms all over Toad. Robocop emptyes his gun on the mutants, first shooting Sabretooth who falls over Magneto. Toad is taking the cum and is trapped underneath the dead Sabretooth and Maggie (with his balls in his mouth). Robocop then shoots all of the multiple men, spreading their guts on the floor. Mystique, Callisto, Arklight and Quill are next. They die on top of each other, with the girly-boy Quill above the others. Meanwhile Toad has chocked on Maggies balls. Maggie is struggeling to breake free, but cant. He forgets to use his powers on Robocop because he has his penis in a dead guys mouth and has another dead guys penis up his ass. Robocop kills him dead. Robocop looks at the sleeping, and naked, Juggie and Pyro. “Why bother taking you in?” he asks him self and shoots them both. Robocop gets in his car and drives out on the freeway scraping the pavement as he drives away. He hears something on the roof of the car. Lady Deathstrikes nails rip throu the roof. Robocop is as calm as ever and takes out his gun and fires it at the roof. He makes a hard break and Lady D falls of and hits the road. Robocop steps out of the car and walks calmly over to her. He takes out the spike from his hand and forces it in through her back, between her ribs, not breaking any bones. He lifts her up, she is moving like crazy, and emptys his gun in her lower region, blowing away most of her soft tissue there. Blood is everywhere and Lady D cannot regenerete fast enough and she dies there. Robocop returns to the car.

Robocop now heads to the mansion. Once again he kicks in the door. Wolverine was standing in front of it and he gets smashed by the door. Robocop flips the door out of the way and rips Wolvies head of, simply pulling his neck apart(this is possible, the adamantium does not cover his joints. If it did he couldn’t move). Storm hears the noise and runs to see what it was. As she comes down the stairs Robocop throws her Wolwerines head. She catches it. ‘Insert of Wolwerines bloody head looking emty up at her.’ She screams and drops the head. Robocop shots her in the head and she falls down the stairs. Robocop shouts up at the roof. The bullet makes a hole and the roof starts falling apart. Rogue hears the noise and she and Colossus comes running out of the kitchen. The roof is still disintegrating. A bed falls down and out of it a naked Shadowcat and Iceman tumbles. Rogue sees this, rips of her top and trows herself, topless, at the two. As she suckes them dead with her breasts. Colossus is armoring up. Rogue stands up. She now has the powers of both Iceman and Shadowcat. She ices up and becomes transparent when Robocop shoots at her. Rogue fases throu the bullets and then becomes regular again, in order to attack Robocop. The bullets however ricochet of Colossus and hits Rogue after all. The bullets hits her back and comes out throu her breasts. She drops dead and Robocop picks her up and tosses her at Colossus. He catches her and becomes weak and dies. The blue boys (Beast and Nightcrawler) bamfs up and sees the carnage. Beast flips out and jumps Robocop. Robocop falls on his back and Beast starts pounding him. Nightcrawler bamfs away. Beast is pounding Robcop, and he stuggles to gain control of the situasjon. Robocop punches the wall and gets s grip around one of the boards. He beats Beast with the board, he beats his head to a bloody pulp. Nightcrawler bamfs back again, and at the same time Leech comes running out. Nightcrawler hides behind Leech and lets him take Robocops bullets. Leech takes a couple in the chest, but he is still alive when he falls over Nightcrawler. Leech bleeds all over the place. Nightcrawler is stuck under Leech and can not bamf. Robocop reaches into Nightcrawlers mouth and rips of his underjaw. Then he rips of his tail. Nightcrawler bleeds to death there on the floor. Leech is still alive but is stuggling. Robocop lifts him up and throws him out of the window. He lands on the ground by the memorialstones over Cyclops and Prof. X.
The house starts to shake and break apart and Dark Phoenix rips the roof of and sails down. She stands in front of Robocop and gives him the evil eye. Robocop: “Come quietly or there will be... trouble.” Dark Phoenix has a break down and becomes Jean Gray: “Kill me...” She cries. Robocop: “Ok.” He puts a bullet between her eyes and blow out her back head. Jean G turns in to DP again and she tosses herself around screaming. ‘Insert of Cyclops and Prof. X’s graves. Leech’s blood sinks into the ground and the gravestones starts to shake and fall over.’ DP is trashing the mansion and falls over. “Poof.” She dies in a cloud of dust.
The ground outside, with the memorialstones on it, sinks into nothing and two bloodcreatures steps out of the ground. One turns in to Cyclops, the other, who crawls out of the ground, turns in to Prof. X. Robocop takes the board again and steps out in the garden. He bashes out to Cyclops and his head is ripped of and returns to what it was, blood. Prof. X crawls towards Robocop and he impales him with the board. He returns to blood. Angel flies over Robocops head. Robocop lashes out and hits him in the ribs. He hits the ground. Robocop grabs both his wings and puts his foot on Angels back. Robocop rips of Angels wings and breaks his neck.

Robocop: “Objective complete.”

Fade to black.